Daddy came home. He said, “How did the windows get broken?”
I said, “Mommy screamed.”
Daddy said, “Why did Mommy scream?”
“Because the dishes broke.”
“Why did the dishes break?”
“I slipped and I broke the wall with my head.”
“How did you slip and break the wall?”
“The pipe broke and the water leaked onto the floor. Nobody knew.”
“Let’s call the plumber and fix the pipe.”
(Inspired by A Fly Went By Mike McClintrock)
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